I’m back baby!

Put the kettle on – I’m coming round to yours again. Hang on. Stuff the kettle. I’m a bloke. Get us a brewski – cold one and we’ll have a chat. Anyway, getting the blog back together again. Decided in my wisdom to get a bit more focus and have put the AB Enquirer back … Read more

Ozralian Fixes Plasma TV With Baseball Bat

Ozralians. Bloody annoying people. When they’re not beating up tourists at tennis courts, they’re at home practicing on the their telly. Watch the above dishing it out american stylee to his telly, while two ozralian harpies cuss the living heck out of each other in the background. Funny as.

Mr Bananarama!!!

NZ Herald – New Zealand’s Latest National, World, Business, Sport , Entertainment News and Weather: “Foreign Affairs Minister Murray McCully will talk with Fiji’s self-appointed Prime Minister Voreqe Bainimarama this afternoon in a bid to defuse an escalating diplomatic stoush. Cdre Bainimarama sen” I love this – the self appointed leader of Fiji is named … Read more

Geoffrey Howarth – where are you?

Just spent the last 15 minutes looking for childhood hero Geoffrey Howarth online, former cricket captain of NZ and fellow resident of the Bay of Plenty. Was mostly looking for Geoffrey’s finest moment, his awe-inspiring ‘Fresh Up’ advert from the early 80’s. From memory it involved him tonning up against the Windies, and then swigging … Read more