We don’t know how lucky we are

Been a while since posting last but the sporting world has continued on regardless. There’s a Lions tour of NZ to look forward to in June, Lord Brendon is currently smiting the ball to all corners in the IPL and there’s plenty of kickball to go in the premiership, racquet bashing in the Summer, and … Read more

I’m back baby!

Put the kettle on – I’m coming round to yours again. Hang on. Stuff the kettle. I’m a bloke. Get us a brewski – cold one and we’ll have a chat. Anyway, getting the blog back together again. Decided in my wisdom to get a bit more focus and have put the AB Enquirer back … Read more

Ozralian Fixes Plasma TV With Baseball Bat

Ozralians. Bloody annoying people. When they’re not beating up tourists at tennis courts, they’re at home practicing on the their telly. Watch the above dishing it out american stylee to his telly, while two ozralian harpies cuss the living heck out of each other in the background. Funny as.

Mr Bananarama!!!

NZ Herald – New Zealand’s Latest National, World, Business, Sport , Entertainment News and Weather: “Foreign Affairs Minister Murray McCully will talk with Fiji’s self-appointed Prime Minister Voreqe Bainimarama this afternoon in a bid to defuse an escalating diplomatic stoush. Cdre Bainimarama sen” I love this – the self appointed leader of Fiji is named … Read more

How Big is Will?

Want to make yourself feel better about life? Push the play button – you’re gonna love it!

Wow – Magic Stuff

Fly Stick Van de Graaff Levitation Wand available at Think Geek. Wow, like totally magic. I want one. Goes on a bit long so you’ll probably just want to watch 30 seconds of this. Makes you wonder if magic stuff like this is available as a kids toy, why can’t I have a flying car?

Skirtwearer Brown feathering own nest

Morning all – I think I’ve just discovered the tiny flaw that could possibly sink the Chancellor of the Exchequer (what does that mean by the way, surely he is the Minister of Finance like most countries call it?). Spirit duty. Yep, spirit duty hasn’t been increased in a budget for the last 10 years. … Read more

My trip to the Scandanavian furniture store

Morning all, yesterday afternoon I braved a trip to a certain scandanavian furniture store that shall go nameless as they don’t really deserve any more promotion than they already get. After all they are constantly on the telly with their rubbish ads and they even make it into movies. For instance, fight club devotes a … Read more

The Tsunami Army and the Wind Turbine Watch

Yep, that is a damn clever title. While watching the charity cricket game yesterday (Asian XI vs World XI), we christened ourselves the ‘Tsunami Army‘. Brilliant – of course some were appalled at my lack of pc-ness. But it was all for a good cause. I even came up with some excellent merchandise we could … Read more

The art of ‘fitting in’

While I’m back here in NZ I’m staying with my folks and younger brother. This means that I’m out or being invited out with loads of people I’ve never met before. I guess everyone has different ways of coping with meeting new people or operating in a crowd of strangers. There’s the traditional method of … Read more